hey dad. i just got a girlfriend and shes pregnent =)
whats the matter with you. are you proud?!?! when you get home your in so much fucking trouble
your mother already knows and shes devastated. whos this slut you idiot
dad!!!! i meant perfect ....not pregnant im so sorry. its this damn phone. auto corrected me
oh..... oh god....you just made me piss my pants....... son.. i broke your laptop...
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