hi sweetie we all miss you loads! can't wait to see you :-) your mother and i just finished fucking your sister in bed she's cute when she sleeps!
uh what dad?!
don't you remember ?? you used to love it :-) ha ha even though you were asleep half the time ! love you xxxxxx
omg!! what the fuck dad?!!
ha ha woops :-p i meant tucking in don't tell your mother. Goodnight pumpkin i'm going to bang with your brothers tonight :-) they miss you xxxx
fucking hell dad! get a different phone!
